David Carradine�s death not a suicide, says forensic M.D.

By: Unknown On: 12:54 PM
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  • After numerous ill-founded rumors, a medical examiner hired by the late actor�s family has determined that David Carradine died from accidental asphyxiation, and not from any compulsion to take his own life. The 72-year old actor, who starred in more than 100 films, including a celebrated performance in 2004�s, �Kill Billl, Volume II� was found dead in a Thailand hotel room on June 4th. An autopsy was performed the next day in Thailand, but the family hired forensic specialist, Dr. Michael Baden to re-examine Mr. Carradine once he was returned to the States, and today he made a brief statement.
    �The cause of death was asphyxiation; an inability to breathe.� Dr. Baden told reporters. �Why that happened is now what we�re working on. He didn�t die of natural causes, and he didn�t die of suicide, so that leaves some kind of accidental death.�

    After a maid discovered Mr. Carradine�s body in the Thailand hotel, local authorities said it would take at least a month to fully determine the cause of his death. Dr. Baden is now awaiting that news from Thai police and the hotel�s own security staff to rule out the chance that persons unknown may have caused David�s death. Once that is resolved the Doctor has said he will release the report � but that may still be some weeks away.

    Michael Jackson funeral tickets for $25

    By: Unknown On: 8:50 AM
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  • Michael Jackson�s memorial service will take place Tuesday, July 7th 2009 at 10:00 AM in the Staples Center, the 20-thousand seat coliseum in downtown Los Angeles where Jackson rehearsed his show the night before he died, according to a person who has been briefed by a representative of the family.

    Service will be held between 10am and noon. To the funeral will also attend family and friends who will be seated on the front row. Details on the Michael Jackson burial are also clear now, his body will be buried at the Forest Lawn cemetery on Hollywood Hills.

    Fans who wish to attend Michael Jackson�s star-studded memorial service at Staples Center
    will have to shell out $25 to sit in the stands.

    A spokesman of the family said to clear up rumours:

    �Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland,�

    The announcement disappointed fans who had flocked to Neverland after reports indicated the family was planning services at the estate for Jackson, who died after suffering an apparent cardiac arrest on June 25.

    Bianca Gascoigne in a bikini

    By: Unknown On: 4:50 AM
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  • Here's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don't know much about her except she's in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts. Sure, it took me five ten 24 hours to do so, but the important thing is I noticed. Eventually.


    Source: thesuperficial.com

    Farrah Fawcett funeral photo

    By: Unknown On: 4:52 AM
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  • A private funeral Mass will be said this afternoon for actress Farrah Fawcett at the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in downtown Los Angeles.

    Family and friends will gather to mourn the death of the beautiful Farrah Fawcett today, and Fawcett�s jailed son, Redmond O�Neal, will be released to attend his mother�s funeral.
    Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O�Neals 24 year-old son, Redmond, is currently in jail for probation violation, but his attorney stated he will be release for Farrah�s funeral today in Los Angeles.

    Sacha Baron Cohen Understands the Promotional Power of Tanks

    By: Unknown On: 4:32 AM
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  • Despite the fact he purposefully wants the promotional appearances of Bruno to be as flamingly homosexual as possible, even Sacha Baron Cohen can't escape the greatest persuasive tool known to man: The tank. To put things in perspective, I'd actually considering marrying a woman there were promises of a tank at the reception. Of course, I'm only joking. Unless it talks like KITT from Knight Rider. Then you got me.
    Bruno in theaters July 10.

    Source: thesuperficial.com

    Michael Jackson autopsy results leaked?

    By: Unknown On: 4:16 AM
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  • The Sun has claimed to have obtained the results of the initial autopsy on Michael Jackson�s body, which have the star in terrible shape, his stomach filled only with pills when he died.
    The claims haven�t been independently verified, but the newspaper reports that the star weighed just 112 pounds (he was 5'10?).
    Jackson�s hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds. There is unexplained bruising on Jackson�s knees and on the front of his shins and his body was covered by a plethora of surgery scars were thought to be the result of at least 13 plastic surgery operations.
    At the time of his death, he was bald and wore a wig. He had suffered several broken ribs, probably from the failed attempts to revive him. There were four �injection sites� near his heart, where rescue workers reportedly shot adrenaline into his heart to restart it.
    There is still, however, no official cause of death.

     Source: thesuperficial.com

    Billy Mays funeral

    By: Unknown On: 4:03 AM
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  • Billy Mays funeral arrangements is set on Friday. Funeral arrangements for Billy Mays, the legendary OxiClean pitch man and star of Discovery�s reality show entitled �Pitchmen�, is all set to arrange on Friday, July 3.He will be buried in his Pennsylvania hometown.

    St. Mary's Church will hold the funeral mass for Mays at 9:30 a.m.It is not known if this will be open for the public, but according to his wife�s declarations, they may handle things privately.

    Two days before, fans from around the country can honor Mays by watching the Discovery Channel marathon of his reality show "Pitchmen" beginning at 11 a.m ET.

    The OxiClean and Kaboom pitchman, 50, was found dead by his wife Sunday in their Tampa, Fla. home. A medical examiner says he likely died from a heart attack, though tests results are pending that could confirm that.

    Local Pittsburgh CB2 KDKA reports �The Mays family says funeral arrangements are not complete, but they expect to plan a fitting ceremony.� No further details have yet been revealed by the family.