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  • Carrie Fisher is an actress who achieved incredible fame with her portrayal of Princess Leia in the original Star Wars trilogy. Known as one of the most beautiful actresses of her day, Fisher has completely let herself go in recent years, packing on close to 100 lbs and losing her femininity in the process.Carrie Fisher was born on October 21, 1956 in Beverly Hills, California. Fisher grew up

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    Sealed with a Kiss

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 8:18 AM
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  • http://www.punjabigraphics.com/images/39/kiss-you-in-the-rain.jpgA kiss speaks your mind and the truth in your thoughts. It signifies a special gesture. Like the virgin kiss, which is like a wish… a dream? The friendly “I really like you” cheek kiss or the naughty “I want you” ear kiss. It is said that love dictates but a kiss writes the secrets of the heart. It is the passion in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness but the affection in it sanctifies it. Where the shoulder kiss and forehead kiss brings comforts and security to someone, the eye kiss to your sleeping partner shows your deep love and affection. The seductive finger kiss speaks of your desire, so does the “I want you” neck kiss when you gently nibble up and down your partner’s neck. The foot kiss can be highly erotic just like the passionate French kiss where lovers kiss through tongues. Surprisingly enough, the French calls it the English kiss. And of course for lovers far apart, the virtual kiss comes handy over the internet.

    What is a kiss if it is said? A secret told to the mouth instead of the ear… A kiss is as some poets describe, a bouquet of flowers that attracts the bees, amber warmed by the hand of a girl, the perfume of fruits mellowing in their winter buds…yes all of these is a kiss.


    http://i.i.ua/photo/images/pic/4/6/4684064_850c4c9a.jpgColeridge called a kiss, "nectar breathing." Shakespeare says that a kiss is a "seal of love." Others have said that a kiss is: the balm of love; the first and last of joys; the seal of bliss; love's tribute; the melting sip; the nectar of Venus; the language of love. But the fact remains… a kiss has remained; ever since Adam turned and saw Eve lying next to him… ever since the 17th century Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and woke her from her deep slumber… ever since John Rice kissed May Irwin for the first time onscreen in 1896… and ever since our own Mallika Sherawat openly declared that kissing makes her skin glow, so she loves kissing her co-stars.

    A kiss has remained… as an expression of love, a tribute to love and an introduction to love… a kiss that is implanted on the ring of the Pope, a kiss which a mother plants on her child’s forehead, a kiss when lovers meet or a kiss when its time to say good bye… a kiss remains through joy, happiness, passion and through tears.

    If eyes are the portals to the soul, then lips are the corridors to the mind. We react to thoughts with a smile, express love with words and intentions with a kiss… Intention that is friendly when you kiss someone on the cheek or of admiration when you kiss on their hand. A desire that is shown by kissing on the neck or ears. And of course the kiss, which the special someone gives you on your lips and whispers ‘I love you’.


    Incase you want to get a little more romantic there can be a dancing kiss when you suddenly grab your partner in your arm, play romantic music, switch to a little dance and then gently start kissing. Or the trickle kiss when you take a sip of your favorite drink and trickle it slowly into your partner’s mouth while kissing. And of course the romantic teaser kiss where you start with a loving kiss on the forehead followed by a sweet short kiss on lips moving up and down the arm and further kissing on the lips till it becomes really passionate.

    For the shy lovers who yet cannot approach their love, wait till the Christmas season because it brings the mistletoe custom. And the custom says that if a woman is caught standing under the sprig of mistletoe, any man has the right to kiss her, without asking her permission or begging her pardon. This is one time when social convention doses its eyes to lover's delights. For then, you can seize hold of your girl and smack her to your heart's content without being socially scorned for it.

    Apart from the mistletoe custom, many other interesting customs and kissing legends exists. Tradition has it that any woman, who kisses the armor-clad statue of the 16th century Italian soldier Guidarello Guidarelli, would marry and settle down with a wonderful gentleman. It is estimated that over 5 million woman have done so. In Ireland, it is believed that any person who kisses the Blarney Stone, situated in the 15th century Blarney Castle in Cork, is said to be endowed with good fortune and the gift of eloquence. In Germany, it has been observed that those who kiss their spouse each morning earn 20 to 30 percent more income and live approximately five times longer. Since a morning kiss begins their day with a positive attitude.

    But as they say, love can also be dangerous sometime. Social Practices in Indiana makes it illegal for a mustached man to "habitually kiss human beings". An amazing fact is that in Hartford, Connecticut it's illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sunday, and in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it's a crime to kiss a stranger. Who ever thought this sweet expression of love could be so grave.

    For those who do not approve of this romantic gesture must know that kissing has some health benefits too. Reports have revealed that a one minute kiss burns 26 calories. While kissing, your heart is pumping, your pulse is racing and it becomes a great cardio-vascular workout. So next time when you plan to hit the gym, why not opt for the easier way. Kissing is great stress buster; it gives you a good-all-over feeling until and unless your partner has bad breath. Women compare it to melting butter or a splash of wave. Men describe it as vibrations at a concert. But what is the physiology behind the warm and fuzzy feelings that accompany a good kiss? It's all about dopamine, neurotransmitters, pleasure receptors and the like.
    If you are still varying between the kiss-me and kiss-me-not hubbub, understand the ardor of a kiss, think of the benefits otherwise and go on.

    So whether the kiss seals a betrothal, signifies respect and admiration or comforts a tearful eye, the fact remains that a kiss is a promise of a heart full of love and tenderness.

    One kind kiss before we part,
    Drop a tear and bid adieu;
    Though we sever, my fond heart
    Till we meet shall pant for you.
    ~ Robert Dodsley
    Courtesy--Shilpi Seengal & www.santabanta.com

    How Many of These Eighteen Types of Kissing Have You Tried?

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 7:09 AM
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  • http://gallery.tamilkey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Vidya-Balan-Hot-Kiss.jpgKiss:-A kiss is the act of pressing one's lips against the lips or other body parts of another or of an object. Cultural connotations of kissing vary widely. Depending on the culture and context, a kiss can express sentiments of love, passion, affection, respect, greeting, friendship, and good luck, among many others. In some situations a kiss is a ritual, formal or symbolic gesture indicating devotion, respect or greeting, as in the case of a bride and groom kissing at the conclusion of a wedding ceremony or national leaders kissing each other in greeting, and in many other situations.


    Here are 18 of the most tried-and-tested types of kissing that will make you her personal kissing buddy:


    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKohZBccDv3OK8YyWFfCEsjcz6EDS3OLz2zDbw2jI9un_R2kHQQr7TsX8dng 1) Stop-and-Kiss: While walking down the street, grab her playfully and abruptly stop. Pull her close, look into her eyes and kiss her long and gently while running your hands through her hair.

    The kiss must be short and sweet - after all, you ARE out on the street, with people around you!


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    2) Suck Kissing: This is a looong kiss. You need to pucker your lips and suck gently on her lower lip to tease her or to goad her into kissing you back.




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    3) Nip Kissing: This is the same as Suck Kissing, but instead of sucking her lower lip, you gently nibble it.





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    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CbPyBBoDB0o/TRPIJETklII/AAAAAAAAAE0/1HI68Sq7jNA/s1600/earlobe.jpg4) Earlobe Kissing: Start by kissing her neck then work your way to the back of one ear. Hold her head and entangle your fingers on her hair to help her keep her balance, as this is one of the most erotic among the types of kissing and she might just swoon. 
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    5) Surprise Kiss: When she’s asleep or just lying with her eyes closed, quietly approach and place a gentle kiss on her lips. You might wake her up and she might kiss you back, so you’d better be ready for a just-woke-up kiss fest. ============================================================
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LUly3m427iM/TadNK-NCtFI/AAAAAAAACkk/FZuNKNdmsdk/s1600/Abhay+kisses+Piya+on+her+eyelid.JPG 6) Eyelid Kissing: When your partner is asleep or just lying with her eyes closed, gently kiss the spot below her brow bone. This is one of the most intimate of all types of kissing, aimed at the heart.

    Do this to someone you have feelings for to show her that you deeply care for her. Her lips are there for the taking but you decided to kiss her eyes. Tender gestures mean a lot to women! 
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    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GrgE9dx5DmM/TXPJcneNxPI/AAAAAAAADew/EPDOkzY2dRw/s400/eskimo-kiss.jpg 7) Eskimo Kissing: Very gently rub your noses together, and hug each other while you’re at it.





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    http://picfor.bildero.net/0014C6897/samay-Photography--hot--romantic--Love--feeling--sex--bw--kiss--romance--Couple--erotic--gif--new--Party--xxx--adult--kissing--Suck--Couples--lovers--lust--Naughty--xx--passion--hunger--kisses--licking--nsfw--need--love-kisses--love-and-passion--erotic-co_large.jpg8) Lick-and-Blow Kissing: Lick your partner's lips, then gently blow on them - the sudden cool blast is very sensual. This works well when you’re fighting and she won’t talk - you will communicate more by kissing rather than pursuing the argument.





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     9) Tickle Kiss: While French kissing, stroke your tongue across the roof of your partner's mouth to make the kiss more erotic.







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    http://www.instructables.com/image/FSVDVDMFEAQ3VBG/How-to-French-Kiss.jpg10) Ice Kiss: Drink something icy or pass an ice cube from your mouth to hers while French kissing. It might feel weird at first, but you get used to the feeling after a while. Best done during summer!




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    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSu70CK_vWc4CldtnT1ooGshOcUChlLbsXtEf1zIU-QDwcD3mGOVw11) Steam Kiss: This is a variation of Ice Kiss. You (or your partner) must drink hot tea, cocoa or coffee before kissing for a steamy French Kiss (literally). 






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    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-b4JeHIwpPkY/TVyJ6HBLT3I/AAAAAAAAB1I/D3t0o5KkB2I/s1600/httpdatatumblrcom7RGgy4cxift3jq4eGwj0O4QBo1_500jpg-hot-kiss-sensual-Couples-babes-amor-art-model-Love-stuff-mmmmm-bw-Couple-fruit-kitchen-watermelon-my-album-12-1-Cast-Away-Couples-Love-mine-areana-tags-gostaffo-Love-Erot.jpg12) Fruity Kissing:
    Strawberry, grapes or cherries can be eaten differently...
    Just place a small piece of juicy fruit between your lips and let your partner nibble the fruit until it breaks.

    This is among the most sensual of all types of kissing, a sticky kiss that needs follow-up; you can either wash up or continue French kissing… I’d choose the latter ;)
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    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa4ce8i_Kd3LIE_DusOflr48aY8QmwEchjIfpnQZ_LFqyS2GIZcw13) Sip & Kiss: Drink something sweet then dribble the liquid on her lips. Very sexy.
    14) Whispering Kiss: Whisper sweet nothings while kissing her lips. She can reciprocate by whispering or kissing back.







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    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYrsWwpWMDcq8uUf9tMcqvL8XySBE_OSgU42o9uTUES73HpaDC15) French Kiss: This is the most popular of all types of kissing, and for good reason. It sends a message of desire, which can easily turn into fiery passion. This kiss is also the longest to execute, as it can be done over and over.




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    16) Naughty-Dog Kiss: Used on her breasts, this kiss is one of the most erotic types of kissing, perfect for stimulating her during foreplay. Allow your tongue to relax (think of a dog panting on a hot summer’s day), then starting at the base of her breast, do a large lap that finishes at the tip of her nipple with a gentle flick.


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    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_latbveVGvG1qd8987o1_500.jpg17) Deep Kiss: A kiss in which the tongue is extended deep into the partner's mouth. deep -kiss (d p k s ) v. deep kiss


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    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS18u8FsjDyoBOtqn-494G7TMZn6c2cJYRLNTGF3kH5WTn5-V8318) Tongue kiss: This involves touching your tongue with your partner's and it can be quite a pleasant experience. A French kiss is a kiss in which one participant's tongue touches the partner's lips or tongue and usually enters his or her mouth.




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    Swift, sensual, playful or passionate, all these types of kissing depend on your mood and the degree of intimacy with your partner. Kissing is a wonderful way of showing your playful and cuddly side. No two kisses are ever the same, and each one feels better than the last. 

    So, how do you keep kissing exciting and fun?