Michael Jjackson casket photo

By: Sarah Nelson On: 7:33 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • With the Michael Jackson memorial having taken place today, a hot commodity is said to be the Michael Jackson memorial booklet program that memorial attendees received.

    It was a celebration of life for pop legend Michael Jackson that had many tears shed and smiles on the faces of attendees and viewers worldwide. It was a beautiful service with the Michael Jackson casket taking center stage as celebrities, family and fans paid tribute to the King of Pop.

    Michael Jackson Casket is very expensive and special design. The casket price is $25,000. Perhaps some of you ask why the price very expensive. The Batesville Casket Company has received order from family of Michael Jackson about the casket. Material of casket is different with usual casket. The material of the casket from 14 karat gold plated. The 14 karat of gold is reason why the Michael Jackson caskets so expensive.


    In casket above the king of pop will buried. Base on news from several web, Michael will buried without his brain. The brain will to make sure what the cause of Jacko dead.

    Now that the funeral and memorial service is over, the legacy of Michael Jackson will live on in the hearts and minds of people everywhere.

    Rihanna braless

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 9:01 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Here�s Rihanna celebrating Independence Day at Tao Nightclub in Las Vegas with Jay Brown and a bunch of other celebs. The Disturbia singer sported a very interested look that didn�t include a bra.

    Not that Rihanna needs the extra attention, but the singer was clearly turning heads when she showed up at the Tao nightclub showing major skin and star shaped pasties covering her sweet spots.

    Nothing makes my little alcoholic world go around like thoughts of nipple flashing in public, while intravenously administering my own special form of medication.


     Maybe during a weekend where her ex-beater, Chris Brown, was (allegedly) hooking up with Amber Rose, our little Alien Princess needed some attention. Going to a club dressed as Sucha Farce�s crotch rot-infested sister is one quick way to get all eyes back on you.

    Regardless of her motivations, enjoy the braless images of the incredibly hot Rihanna.

    Michael Jackson's live-in doctor not licensed to prescribe drugs in California

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:55 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Michael Jackson's live-in physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, does not have a license to prescribe or even administered prescription medication in the state of California, according to FOX News:
    Federal authorities told FOXNews.com that Dr. Conrad Murray is not licensed to administer certain levels of controlled medications in the state, and that if he gave Demerol or Oxycontin to Jackson, as has been reported, it would have been illegal.
    To possess the drugs in California, Murray would have had to bring them with him from Nevada or Texas, which is illegal, or administer drugs that other doctors had provided locally or that Jackson had ordered online from abroad, which is also illegal.
    "Dr. Murray has DEA registration numbers in Nevada and Texas, but he does not have one in California," a federal law enforcement official told FOXNews.com. "You absolutely have to have a registration number to prescribe controlled substances, and there was nothing in California."

    Is anyone really surprised by this information? Because, honestly, I'm impressed we haven't found out Michael Jackson was receiving anesthetics from a zebra with a syringe between its teeth. Granted, it was mostly hoofing him the face thus rendering him unconscious, but you get the point.Source: thesuperficial.com

    Kim Kardashian in a bikini

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 5:30 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of making me think this is really a nightmare. Only one way to find out: Are Heidi and Spencer still alive? Yes? Fuck it's a nightmare.


     Source: thesupericial.com

    Jessica Simpson had to throw off some golf games

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 5:17 PM
  • Share The Gag
  • These are shots of Jessica Simpson singing the National Anthem and signing autographs at the AT&T National yesterday which Tony Romo participated in. I have absolutely zero patience for golf, so hats off to Tony for being able to concentrate on his game while Jessica's chest essentially blocked out the sun. A lesser man would've tried to stick it in her back nine. Ha! Get it? Golf humor! Trust me, that would've killed if you're over 60. Or a doctor.


     Source: thesuperficial.com

    Bar Refaeli's Naked Video

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 1:12 PM
  • Share The Gag
  • Nobody has a clue, or honestly gives a fuck, where this mysterious video of a naked Bar Refaeli came from today because it's Bar Refaeli naked. To put things in perspective, if someone asked me "Hey, want to see a naked video of Bar Refaeli?", I'm not going to hem and haw and ask "Hmm. In what context?" I don't care if the entire backdrop ended up being my grandfather's windsock of a penis, I'd watch like it was the goddamn moon landing. That's called heroism, kids. You can't teach that.
    NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of heavenly assness.




    Source: thesuperficial.com

    David Carradine�s death not a suicide, says forensic M.D.

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 12:54 PM
  • Share The Gag
  • After numerous ill-founded rumors, a medical examiner hired by the late actor�s family has determined that David Carradine died from accidental asphyxiation, and not from any compulsion to take his own life. The 72-year old actor, who starred in more than 100 films, including a celebrated performance in 2004�s, �Kill Billl, Volume II� was found dead in a Thailand hotel room on June 4th. An autopsy was performed the next day in Thailand, but the family hired forensic specialist, Dr. Michael Baden to re-examine Mr. Carradine once he was returned to the States, and today he made a brief statement.
    �The cause of death was asphyxiation; an inability to breathe.� Dr. Baden told reporters. �Why that happened is now what we�re working on. He didn�t die of natural causes, and he didn�t die of suicide, so that leaves some kind of accidental death.�

    After a maid discovered Mr. Carradine�s body in the Thailand hotel, local authorities said it would take at least a month to fully determine the cause of his death. Dr. Baden is now awaiting that news from Thai police and the hotel�s own security staff to rule out the chance that persons unknown may have caused David�s death. Once that is resolved the Doctor has said he will release the report � but that may still be some weeks away.

    Michael Jackson funeral tickets for $25

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 8:50 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Michael Jackson�s memorial service will take place Tuesday, July 7th 2009 at 10:00 AM in the Staples Center, the 20-thousand seat coliseum in downtown Los Angeles where Jackson rehearsed his show the night before he died, according to a person who has been briefed by a representative of the family.

    Service will be held between 10am and noon. To the funeral will also attend family and friends who will be seated on the front row. Details on the Michael Jackson burial are also clear now, his body will be buried at the Forest Lawn cemetery on Hollywood Hills.

    Fans who wish to attend Michael Jackson�s star-studded memorial service at Staples Center
    will have to shell out $25 to sit in the stands.

    A spokesman of the family said to clear up rumours:

    �Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland,�

    The announcement disappointed fans who had flocked to Neverland after reports indicated the family was planning services at the estate for Jackson, who died after suffering an apparent cardiac arrest on June 25.

    Bianca Gascoigne in a bikini

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:50 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Here's British model/reality star Bianca Gascoigne tanning at Nikki Beach this week. I don't know much about her except she's in a bikini. Oh, and wears a hat. She wears a hat. See? I noticed something besides her breasts. Sure, it took me five ten 24 hours to do so, but the important thing is I noticed. Eventually.


    Source: thesuperficial.com

    Farrah Fawcett funeral photo

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:52 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • A private funeral Mass will be said this afternoon for actress Farrah Fawcett at the Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in downtown Los Angeles.

    Family and friends will gather to mourn the death of the beautiful Farrah Fawcett today, and Fawcett�s jailed son, Redmond O�Neal, will be released to attend his mother�s funeral.
    Farrah Fawcett and Ryan O�Neals 24 year-old son, Redmond, is currently in jail for probation violation, but his attorney stated he will be release for Farrah�s funeral today in Los Angeles.

    Sacha Baron Cohen Understands the Promotional Power of Tanks

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:32 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Despite the fact he purposefully wants the promotional appearances of Bruno to be as flamingly homosexual as possible, even Sacha Baron Cohen can't escape the greatest persuasive tool known to man: The tank. To put things in perspective, I'd actually considering marrying a woman there were promises of a tank at the reception. Of course, I'm only joking. Unless it talks like KITT from Knight Rider. Then you got me.
    Bruno in theaters July 10.

    Source: thesuperficial.com

    Michael Jackson autopsy results leaked?

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:16 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • The Sun has claimed to have obtained the results of the initial autopsy on Michael Jackson�s body, which have the star in terrible shape, his stomach filled only with pills when he died.
    The claims haven�t been independently verified, but the newspaper reports that the star weighed just 112 pounds (he was 5'10?).
    Jackson�s hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds. There is unexplained bruising on Jackson�s knees and on the front of his shins and his body was covered by a plethora of surgery scars were thought to be the result of at least 13 plastic surgery operations.
    At the time of his death, he was bald and wore a wig. He had suffered several broken ribs, probably from the failed attempts to revive him. There were four �injection sites� near his heart, where rescue workers reportedly shot adrenaline into his heart to restart it.
    There is still, however, no official cause of death.

     Source: thesuperficial.com

    Billy Mays funeral

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 4:03 AM
  • Share The Gag
  • Billy Mays funeral arrangements is set on Friday. Funeral arrangements for Billy Mays, the legendary OxiClean pitch man and star of Discovery�s reality show entitled �Pitchmen�, is all set to arrange on Friday, July 3.He will be buried in his Pennsylvania hometown.

    St. Mary's Church will hold the funeral mass for Mays at 9:30 a.m.It is not known if this will be open for the public, but according to his wife�s declarations, they may handle things privately.

    Two days before, fans from around the country can honor Mays by watching the Discovery Channel marathon of his reality show "Pitchmen" beginning at 11 a.m ET.

    The OxiClean and Kaboom pitchman, 50, was found dead by his wife Sunday in their Tampa, Fla. home. A medical examiner says he likely died from a heart attack, though tests results are pending that could confirm that.

    Local Pittsburgh CB2 KDKA reports �The Mays family says funeral arrangements are not complete, but they expect to plan a fitting ceremony.� No further details have yet been revealed by the family.