Time for a nosh...

By: Sarah Nelson On: 9:26 AM
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  • Hey dolls,

    So a friend of mine and I were talking about sex (as you do on a Friday afternoon) and then came on to the subject of Blow jobs! As soon as I mentioned the word she sighed! I asked why she did that. Her response.. "Why is it guys always expect you to give them head?" To be honest, I did not have a valid answer to reply with, so I simply said, "Because they like it?"

    You watch films nowdays and it is so commonly publicised. Take 'Knocked Up' for example. Katherine Heigl has sex with Seth Rogen and asks him what he would like on a second date. He replies with "BJ!" In 'Bridesmaids' there is a classic quote.. "Did you let him sleep over in your mouth?"
    Even music mentions it. Take Lil Wayne, he is telling everyone to lick him like a lollipop!

    We got off the phone and I actually started thinking about the topic and decided to do some research into it. (Obviously I know enough about blowies/how to give them but wanted to know more!)

    So the correct term for a blow job is Fellatio. Other nicknames for it besides blow job and giving head are blowie, nosh/noshing, BJ and sucking off.
    Other facts I found out:
    1) In ancient Greece, a blowie was better known for as "playing the flute!" (Remind me to hum Flight of the Bumblebee next time I'm noshing)
    2) In ancient Egypt in 1300BC, Isis resurrected Osiris from the dead from a blowie.
    3) In 1883, the Kama Sutra was translated from Indian to English where it talks about "mouth congress."
    4) In India it is also known as mukhamethuna ("oral churning") and ambarchusi ("mango-fruit sucking") - (cannot say I know one guy who has ever called his cock a mango, but hey, in India clearly they do!)
    5) In 1998 Monica Lewinsky denied reports of having sex with Bill Clinton but admitted to noshing him off.
    6) You can contract HPV from giving head.

    So over time, flute blowing has become more and more acceptable. Now, in my generation it is 'just a thing you do' says my friend *Lucy. Now, girls will give a guy a blowie not because he asked for it but purely because they don't mind doing it or think it is worth keeping the guy. Some girls will nosh a guy off continually because it does not phase them where as sex does. Girls would rather wait to have sex until they really like the guy or are in love but can nosh at any given time to any guy. Porn is so regularly watched that ideas of how to give oral sex (I will use a nicer word for once) are plastered on the screen.

    So after finding out some true facts about Fellatio, I wanted to know the best ways of how girls I know like to give a blowie and how guys I know like to recieve it..

    "I love it when a girl licks the tip of my shaft. It is really sensitive and it drives me wild."

    "My boyfriend loves it when I am sucking him off and use my hands to stroke his penis at the same time."

    "Play with my balls while giving me head and I come quicker!"

    Well there you go guys and girls, some facts, tips and trueness about "noshing" (I am sure you have seen that this is my favourite word!)

    Hope you all enjoyed this and would love to know if you have any tips or advice or questions regarding this blog.

    Email blogdoll21@gmail.com or on twitter @LittleMissVak

    Lotsa love..

    Little Miss V..xx

    good night

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 2:53 PM
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  • It's a Gig life for me...

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 1:24 PM
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  • Hey dolls,

    Hope you are all good. Thought I would take a brief step away from my usual blogs (don't worry, you'll get the naughtiness back soon) and write about my recent outings to some gigs!

    So lets start with last Thursday where I went with my good friend Dominique to the Jack Savoretti gig at the Garage in Highbury/Islington. I have loved Jack's music since I was introduced to it by my friend Scott a few years ago. Since then, I have been a big fan. The gig started at 7pm and we arrived at about 8.30pm where we were just in time for the second supporting act called "We were Evergreen."
    Now let me just tell you, when I see a band with a xylophone I get a bit worried but on came this Parisian trio and completely wowed me. With their Indie/pop/folk style, the crowd became really hyped up. They had some really good songs including Vintage Car and Penguins & Moonboats. I was not impressed with the song about Eggs!

    They finish and on comes Jack Savoretti and his band. A woman standing in front of me and Dom was jumping and screaming. She must have been in her mid 40's but only now was living her failed life as a groupie. She is clearly his number one fan. She kept dancing to the songs which to be honest, are pretty hard to dance to, a simple bop or shake will suffice. When the slower songs came on, she put her hands together as if she was praying and would close her eyes. I hope she knows she was at a gig and not in church. Her friend also cried at one of the slower songs. Is it mean that Dom and I laughed? Well, come on. Two ladies in their 40s getting overly excited about a singer and crying? I can't even say grow up!
    I was suprised to see a double bass up on stage (as it is rare) but Tom (dude on the double bass) rocked it! If any of you have ever seen a picture or watched a video of Jack, you will know he is very good looking. Seeing him up on stage with his guitar and singing live brought a whole new love to my life. I will keep this blog PG. Anyway, after a few new songs, Jack sang "Dreamers" which is my ultimate favourite. I took a lot of pictures and videos (which are all on my facebook for those of you who have me). When the show finished, Dom and I waited around as Jack's manager Danielle was going to introduce us to Jack. So ten minutes after he has come off stage, he comes into the hall and Danielle brings him over to me and Dom and gives us a personal introduction. My knees went to jello! I had a picture taken with Jack and honestly, I felt like a kid. I have met a lot of celebrities in my time and do not get star struck (unless they are really big) and Jack is not a celebrity, but just the fact he sings like an angel, plays the guitar like a rock star and is beyond hot got me worke up. Once again, keeping this PG.

    Saturday arrives and out I pop from the shower at about 6pm when I get a phone call from my good friend Ben. "Have you got plans tonight LaLa?"
    "Umm yes Ben, why?"
    "Well I have two tickets for the Ed Sheeran gig tonight, do you want to go?"

    I love me a bit of spontaneity. So my plans got changed and 45 minutes later, Ben was outside my house in a cab to pick me up. Now, as a woman, it takes me at least over an hour to get ready for a night out. I was given 45 mins!! So out I went to the cab with a face half done with make up and a packed dinner from mummy as I had not eaten since breakfast. Bless her. To those of you who know my mother, you know she is a feeder. Even if you are not hungry and in my house, you will be given food. So on route to the gig and Ben and I already start having a giggle about a few funny stories. I finish my packed dinner, finish my make up and we arrive at the venue. Before we went into the show, we go to meet our friends Pippa and Chloe at a pub down the road where the drinking begins. How my mother is a feeder, Ben is like that with alcohol. He will get the drinks in and make sure you get legless. Good ol Benny boy! We finish our drinks and the four of us head over to the HMV forum in Kentish town for the Ed Sheeran gig. Or Ed SheeRAN (sounds like Duran) as Ben would say. He got corrected many a time over the night.
    So in we head through the crowd and make our way to a nice spacious spot where we can see the stage. As we arrive, Emeli Sande was performing. Wow she is amazing live. She sang a few ballads and then sang her new song "Heaven" which was awesome.
    On came Ed and everyone started screaming. Who knew a 21 year old ginger boy could be so popular! To be fair, half the venue were about his age and probably his high school buds.
    So there we are enjoying his music and having a dance when all of a sudden, a girl who Pippa referred to as a 'witch' screamed out loud "Can you not touch my bum you are disgusting" to a few boys standing behind her. These boys became our besties of the night. I did not think it was them who pinched her bum but the Peter Griffin look alike that PVP had a crush on who by the way knew every word to every song Ed sang!
    So we continue to enjoy the music and our alcohol and dancing when an oldish man standing near Ben starts having a go at him for dancing. Sorry, I did not know that it was illegal to dance at a gig. So there they are having a domestic when Witch Bitch gets involved and shouts, again, telling them both to shut up. This was very funny yet I did give her my dagger eyes and she did not look in my direction again. I came to the conclusion of why this girl was very angry in life..
    1) She was on her period
    2) She had not been laid for 6 months or more so was a bit aggy
    3) Ed Sheeran would not touch her with a barge pole.
    I reckon 1 and 2.

    So then the two boys who originally pinched Witch Bitches bum became our mates and were dancing and singing with us. They were very camera happy and I would love to see the videos they took of us, especially one of Pippa and I dancing. Oh, and of course Ben made sure they took a pic of my cleavage. Great. Two turnips from Milton Keyenes have probably got my tits as their profile picture on Facebook. Good times.

    Ed Sheeran was actually amazing live. Pixie Lott and Example even turned up to do songs with him which was also pretty awesome. Big thank you to Ben for taking me :)

    After the gig, the 4 of us headed into Camden. Well after walking down Kentish Town for 15 mins and me complaining that my nipples were about to cut glass, we jumped into a cab to Bar Solo where some of my friends were partying. Amen for Bar solo. My favourite club. If you like Old school jams, a bit of garage and randomness mixed with Beanie Man, Cameo and new tracks, you need to head there. I can not remember one time I have not had fun there. So the drinking continued, as did the dancing and a great night was had by all!

    I have now decided that I need to go to as many gigs as possible as it is so much fun. I love live music. Sorry Pippa, Sideshow Bob (I mean Seasick Steve) will not be one I attend!

    Have a great week people..

    Little Miss V..x

    (Picture 1 -Ed Sheeran and Pixie Lott
    Picture 2 - Jack Savoretti
    Picture 3 - Jack SAvoretti and I
    Picture 4 - Ben, Pippa and I)

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    By: Sarah Nelson On: 9:01 PM
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  • Why?

    By: Sarah Nelson On: 9:48 PM
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  • I was asked why I became a tattooer recently.

    I thought up all the typical rhetorical answers. "The art, man" - "It speaks to me" - "The history, dude". I even delved into the whole lifestyle aspect of it. All were applicable answers, but they just didn't cut it for me. I answered with "I don't really know." - knowing full well I was playing my damn self. The question became the splinter in my mind. And the answer was the motherfucker of all truths.

    It got down to one reason that ate away at my humility. The reason that I've kept suppressed for quite some time. I wrestled with it. I was scared that it could be an ideology that would bite back at me if I chose to accept it. But over time I realized I can't fucking argue with myself. There was no escaping it, it's just how it is. Resistance to it was futile. Acceptance is inevitable.

    I (really) want to be good at what I do, and then get better at it, every time. Plain and simple.

    And many other tattooers, especially the hard working, have either come to accept it or wrestle with it like I have. Having this driving force is not a burden. It does not make you some pompous fuck-ass. It's a motivational force.

    There are hundreds of tattooers and artists I look up to who melt my brain with how awesome their work is. It inspires me. I spend countless hours obsessing over their work. I want my work to resonate with others like theirs did with me. It just doesn't stop with the art. Those with good work ethic, drive, and a balance of commitments are sources of great inspiration. The company kept, the volume and the range of work, are all key factors. People like that just have that aura. One that I strive to emulate my own way because I feel people truly see that shit.

    I'm not one of those "Man, I don't look at other people's tattoos. I just focus on my own shit" sort of assholes. That's total bullshit. COMPLETE bullshit. Progression's catalyst is seeing the crazy jaw-dropping work of your peers and predecessors. That fire being lit under your ass. To pass on what I'm left with after witnessing amazing work by amazing people. Being stoked on what others are creating, and not being a jaded fuck about things.

    This is why I illustrate as much as I do. This is why I come to work early, leave late, and work on my days off. This is why I drive 10+ hours every month or so to sit in a ballroom with 200 other practitioners and do what I do. Never burn out.


    By: Sarah Nelson On: 12:14 AM
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